Showing posts with label Lesbian softcore. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Bilitis (1977)

Directed by David Hamilton
Starring Patti D’Arbanville, Mona Kristensen, Bernard Gerardeau, Catherine Leprince
Rated R
France

“What on earth’s happening here?” asks a character near the conclusion of Bilitis (1977), the initial foray into filmmaking by the controversial photographer David Hamilton. By then the viewer might be wondering the same thing. Often pretty to look at, Bilitis is mostly surface, with the soft-focus Hamilton employs throughout aptly paralleling a fuzzy story that ultimately struggles to engage.

Born in the U.K. in the 1930s, Hamilton moved to France after WWII where he became well-known for his photos of women in various states of undress, his subjects often young enough to encourage allegations of impropriety.

Bilitis stars Patti D'Arbanville as the pretty but pouty teenaged title character, pulling off the trick despite being in her mid-twenties at the time. This marked D’Arbanville first major role after having appeared in a few Andy Warhol titles in the late ‘60s and early ‘70s.

The character's strange name alludes to a late 19th-century collection of erotic poetry by Pierre Louÿs which tell the story of a young woman of Ancient Greece. In fact, the poems were presented as though written by the young girl of the title. The name was also employed by the Daughters of Bilitis, an early lesbian civil rights group in the U.S. active in the ‘50s and ‘60s that had folded by time Hamilton's film appeared.

Louÿs’ poetry does get quoted in the film, although on the whole the movie’s thin, unsteady plot is more “inspired by” than an adaptation of the lyrics, borrowing themes of sexual exploration and lesbianism and employing a similarly melancholic vibe.

The film opens on a shot Bilitis sitting on a bed, looking sad. Francis Lai’s maudlin synth-heavy soundtrack accompanies a sequence of shots of various characters involved in the soon-to-be-told story.


We then see Bilitis practicing lines for an upcoming, year-end show at the girl’s school she attends. She’s dressed like some sort of sprite/wood nymph, and when the other girls take off on their bikes for a trip to the lake she hasn’t time to change.


The group reaches the lake, quickly stripping for some nude sunbathing. The adult woman in charge implores them all “to behave like perfect ladies,” although some smooching between a couple indicating her orders aren’t being heeded.

Meanwhile Bilitis keeps her outfit on and continues to act all mopey, her mood dampened by having had an argument with her girlfriend, Helene (Catherine Leprince).

Meanwhile, the others have splashy fun.


Back at school, the class has an end-of-year photo taken, with the photographer, Lucas, being deemed cute by some of the girls. Meanwhile Bilitis and Helene play with their pet turtle, which Bilitis inexplicably lets go free.


Symbolic? Perhaps. The turtle’s slow pace is, anyway.

That afternoon Bilitis and Lucas have a flirty encounter, then later she and Helene talk about the handsome photog. They also discuss how Bilitis will be going to stay with a woman named Melissa Hampton (Mona Kristensen), the daughter of one of her father’s friends, for the first couple of weeks of the summer until her father returns from a business trip.

Later it’s bedtime where Bilitis and Helene discuss Lucas and the relative merits of boys and girls.


The next day Melissa and her husband, Pierre (Gilles Kohler), arrive at the school to pick their young charge, first watching the play for which Bilitis had been practicing. Bilitis screws up her lines, Helene comforts her after, then the couple take Bilitis to their home for dinner.


They have an awkward meal in which Pierre weirdly criticizes Bilitis -- she should like horses, she needs to gain weight, etc. -- thus establishing Pierre’s jerkdom. Bilitis then retires for the night, but first takes a walk outside where she spies on Melissa undressing for bed.

Bilitis imitates what she sees and disrobes herself...


...but the scene is interrupted when Pierre returns to force Melissa into some unwanted lovemaking.

A naked Bilitis then climbs a tree while we hear her in a voice-over relating her thoughts: "I felt the beautiful tree vibrate with the wind's passage and so I tightened my legs around it and pressed my open mouth against the long downy neck of the branch.”

Sounds kind of wacky, but it’s one of the Louÿs poems, “The Tree,” here being acted out.

The next morning Pierre leaves for the day, meaning Melissa and Bilitis are free to go to the beach. Looks kind of a like a perfume ad.


The scene inches along, and at times seems as though Melissa is trying to seduce Bilitis. However, before anything happens we’re back at the house for dinner, with Pierre again being critical of Bilitis as he refers to her being “the awkward age.”

“A lovely age,” corrects Melissa.


Bilitis later overhears another unpleasant-sounding late night encounter between Pierre and Melissa, then spends the next day frustrating Lucas in another hazy beach sequence.

It sorts seems like Melissa is trying to mentor Bilitis as she’s being courted by Lucas. But soon Pierre takes off for a three-day trip to Monte Carlo (he’s an equestrian, going to a show), Melissa gives Bilitis a bicycle, and when Bilitis kisses Melissa madly in thanks there’s a hint the two might find some way of occupying themselves when Pierre is away.


More soft-focus cavorting between Lucas and Bilitis follows, with Lucas wanting to do more than kiss but Bilitis continuing to resist.

Bilitis then runs into Pierre leaving for his trip with another woman, and jerky Pierre brazenly flaunts her in front of Bilitis before they part.

Back to the battle with Lucas, who is now literally looking for a roll in the hay with Bilitis.


When Bilitis resists again, Lucas argues in favor of sex, saying it is natural, then threatening if she won’t give in the boy "goes out with other girls."

That’s all Bilitis needs to hear -- she doesn’t want Lucas or any man, all of whom seem equally odious. She runs home to Melissa, tells her “I hate men,” and soon comforting turns to hugging and kissing and a few minutes of somnambulant lovemaking.


No doubt intended as the erotic centerpiece of the film, the scene is ultimately as mild and precious as Lai’s soundtrack, in this case featuring wordless female vocals over uninspired synth backing. (Incidentally, Lai’s soundtrack to Emmanuelle 2 is comparatively much more absorbing -- as is that film.)

From there we move into the final third of the film, during which comes more love poetry from Bilitis/Louÿs ("her love is a torture to me"), a pronouncement by Melissa that their lovemaking was a one-time thing, then a plot by Bilitis to find a better man for Melissa than Pierre.

Things climax -- in the not-very-climactic way of all climaxes in this film -- with a dinner party featuring champagne, light sax-riddled disco music and dancing, and barely comprehensible exchanges between the film’s principals, including a new existentialist-type dude named Nikias.

None of it makes much sense. As a guest at the party says, "Melissa's adorable. The champagne's excellent... but what are we doing here?"


The only real suspense comes from the sense that the story is being told in such a sloppy way. With no trust regarding the film maker having a clear idea about what he's doing or being all that mindful of having an audience, it feels like just about anything could happen. Not that we care too much one way or the other what does.

Ultimately Bilitis feels like more like a sequence of pretty pictures than a movie, albeit with an especially attractive cast and several thoughtfully-framed shots.


In fact, Hamilton did publish a picture book compiling photos from the filming, which is probably the form where all of this works better, anyway. Later on Hamilton would give up on dialogue altogether with 1983’s Un été à Saint-Tropez, opting instead just to shoot pretty girls having pillow fights, going for picnics, and so on.

Perhaps worth a look for those curious to see a lot of D’Arbanville or fans of off-the-beaten-path seventies softcore, on the excitement meter Bilitis ultimately rates somewhere between leafing through a fashion magazine and a museum visit.

- Triple S

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (1973)

Directed by Jean Rollin
Starring Gilda Arancio, Joëlle Coeur
Rated R
France

“Let's go to bed. You want me to help you get undressed?”

It seems improbable that French auteur Jean Rollin, best known for his downbeat, nearly-wordless eroti-horror mood-pieces, would make a straight-up sexploitation flick. He just doesn't seem like the type. But then again, most of his vampire movies consist of two hot teenage girls wandering around some creaky old house, and that's exactly what happens in Schoolgirl Hitchhikers. The only difference is that this time, they don't meet up with a depressed, middle-aged Dracula or his flouncy gay cousins. They meet up with  a “petty, low-level gangster” named Fred.

Two dough-eyed, wispy schoolgirls, Monica and Jackie (Gilda Arancio & Joëlle Coeur), wander around in the woods together, foot-loosing and freewheeling their way through a school break. Like all of Rollin's heroines, they don't say much, preferring to just stare at things like confused barnyard animals. Also like most of Rollin's ladies, they also prefer each other's company, so it's important that they find the nearest bed to frolic in. Luckily, they happen upon an abandoned house. They gingerly scale the crumbling stone walls and let themselves in.


Although no one appears to be around, the joint is fully furnished, complete  with a comfy bed for the girls to nuzzle in.

Their playful cuddling soon turns into a delightful full-on girl-on-girl sex romp.


Their post-coital bliss is interrupted, however, when the girls find out that the house isn't exactly empty. While out on the balcony enjoying a smoke, Monica notices a light turned on downstairs. She investigates, and finds Fred, a skinny, mustachioed thug, reading a book. On a duvet, no less. Pretty dainty for a bad guy.


Anyway, after a little playful peek-a-boo, Fred and Monica get it on.


Jackie wakes up and wanders downstairs. When she sees what's up, she joins in. Hey man, it's the 70's!



The next morning, the girls split.


They set up camp in the woods. Fred, meanwhile, is visited by his riding crop-wielding boss lady, who's looking for the “junk” that's supposed to be in the safe that Fred is supposed to be watching. Of course, said junk is now missing, and Fred blames the sex-kittens.


Boss lady sends Fred and her driver/flunky off to find the girls and get back her stuff. Fred chloroforms 'em and drags them back to the house.


Poor Jackie is strung up and whipped by evil boss-lady!


She even jabs at her with a hot poker, twists her nipples, and cuts off a few hunks of hair with a scissors. She actually looks better afterward though, so that worked out ok.


Plucky Monica, unwilling to endure such vile treatment, uses her feminine wiles to seduce the stone-faced driver. His guard down, Monica bashes him in the head with a candlestick and scrams. She runs all the way to town, where she hires Harry,  a goofy comic-relief detective – complete with a pig-tailed, mimi-skirted Girl Friday – to help her retrieve her kidnapped bed-buddy.


They search the house, but it's empty. Harry, assuming that she made the whole story up, threatens so spank her. But then the bad guys show up again, and everybody gets into an awesomely inept gunfight.


It's all for naught, though. Fred and boss lady manage to snatch Monica. They leave Jackie and Harry and Girl Friday behind and head off to parts-unknown, presumably to torture Monica into talking about the stolen jewels. That's what it's supposed to be about, I think. Diamonds or some-such. By the way, the change of scenery allows boss-lady to change into a purple dress and prowl around in a room with swirly psychedelic lights.


Of course, Monica doesn't know anything, so they really don't get anywhere with all the threats.


So he tries to fuck it out of her instead, while boss lady watches and masturbates in the next room. Why not?


After that tactic fails, they leave Monica hogtied in the car, and go back to the house to fuck/torture everybody else until their loot shows up.


But then, Harry sets a trap to nab the real culprit. And  also, some mysterious idiot in a red turtleneck shows up. Much face-slapping and back-stabbing ensues. What a tangled web you've weaved, Mr. Rollin!


Around the point when hippy gumshoe Harry shows up, it becomes obvious that Schoolgirl Hitchhikers is supposed to be a comedy. Up until that point, some kind of pale-faced ghoul could've burst in to molest the girls and guzzle their lifeblood, and it would have been Rollin-esque business as usual. This twist on the old formula, if not actually effective – Schoolgirl Hitchhikers is many things, but funny isn't one of them – is still pretty endearing. Imagine, the perpetually dour Jean Rollin, trying to make us laugh with silent film-era antics clumsily interspersed with sado-masochistic torture scenes. So it's got that.


It's also got plenty of Rollin's greatest gift to worldwide cinema: endless shots of two hot girls wandering around, starting at things and not saying anything. Nobody in this or any other world does that better than our man JR, and as always, he nails it here. Also, the dixieland jazz soundtrack is amusingly incongruous, and the camerawork, in places, rivals Argento in its low-budget sumptuousness. It may not be Rollin's best, but Schoolgirl Hitchhikers still has a lot to offer for the adventurous sexploitation fan.



- Ken McIntyre

Monday, September 21, 2009

Satan's School for Lust (2002)

Directed by Terry West
Starring Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, Barbara Joyce
Unrated
USA

Originally titled Satan's School for Sluts, which makes a hell (ahem) of a lot more sense, this quick and dirty softcore lesbo sex-romp wraps a wafer thin plot about demonic schoolgirls around all the nipple tweaking and implied muff diving, but mainly serves as an excuse to show off the doeful stare and perky tits of lowball scream queen Misty Mundae.

Unceremoniously dumped by her jet setting dad, Mundae finds herself the weary new recruit at the Diablo School for Girls, where the headmistress (Barbara Joyce) nearly socks her right in the mouth for bringing a bible with her, and where she is forced to share a bed with her goth-freak roommate (Ruby LaRocca), who forces her to strip, and then stares at her while she tries to nap. Cue the sacreligious, eroti-violent nightmare sequence.

There's a sub-plot about a local reporter trying to uncover the mysteries behind Diablo, but even that is just grist for the lezzie lust mill. There is, in fact, a big bad secret to be discovered, but the title of the movie gives it away. At any rate, the girls are all suitably sexy, even if their acting skills slither right off the screen, and the climax- and I do mean climax, baby- hits all the right evil-hipster-dirty-girl fantasy spots. Plus, the amazing poster is worth whatever price they're charging.

Also included on this DVD is one of West's earlier efforts, a black and white splatternoir feature, Blood for the Muse. Based on the comic book of the same name, it's a tightly scripted slow boiler about a whore killing video store clerk who's allegiance to some great pain goddess is put to the test when he accidentally falls in love with the wig-wearing, but still fetching, b-star Tina Krause. It's actually twice the film "Satan's..." is, and definitely deserves a look, as it's bloody, compelling, and well acted.

But then again, it doesn't have any Satanic lesbian scenes. Guess you're better off with both.

Not long after this one, Misty Mundae ran off to Hollywood and reinvented herself as a more refined, less tits-out actress, even reverting back to her birth name, Erin Brown. That was the plan, anyway. As of this writing, her latest gig is on the Skinemax softcore late-night series Lingerie. That seems like a lateral move to me. Director Terry West remains active both behind the camera (Flesh for the Beast, Satans's Schoolgirls), and in front of it (Spiderbabe, the upcoming Don't Look in the Basement remake). Darian Caine was recently in The Insatiable Iron Babe and is also a Webcam Girl. I don't know exactly what that means, but my guess is, boners are involved.

Satan's School for Lust is available from Alternative Cinema.

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